Monday, November 8, 2010

the lone ranger

it has come to my attention that i have a blog and posted eight times in february and march of 2010 we are now in november of that same year so yes people i have been gone miss me?
speaking of me and my awesomeness the texas rangers sadly lost the world series ok yes i live in new york and generally the yankees win the world series and that always brings up the question as to why im not a yankee fan. in my shortest way possible i can say the yankees arent a team they are instead money thrown at quality players (more times than not overpaid veterans who were at one point good) and boom nine players on the team. but go back further in my life and u will note i was a huge alfonso soriano fan (to those who dont kno current OF for the chicago cubs also played OF in Texas and Washington) he was the next big thing til the yankees did something stupid and traded him for that money slash attention whore Alex Rodriguez. that move made me like the yankees less and less. then the final straw was the stupidity over the future hall of fame manager joe torre. then instead of being a part time ranger fan i became full time. the team is filled with gifted young players and season veterans. prior to the 2009 season the rangers all star and gold glove shortstop Michael Young moved to thirdbase so Elvis Andrus could play shortstop. and the majority of the team is from the farm system not bought players. Josh Hamilton, Cliff Lee and Vladimir Guerroro have been traded for or signed to one year deals they dont have the money to over pay players.
speaking of part time can someone please explain the necessity of daylight savings to me? thank you that would be very much appreciated
im done goodnight

Monday, March 8, 2010

pandora house and my adventures in wonderland

I have recently rediscovered the awesomeness of pandora. i have one station currently in but sadly it plays the same seven artists. i have been bleeding stone sour meaning when i was home chances are they were playing in my car. so i typed in stone sour on my recently reactivated pandora account. much to my surprise i enjoy the music coming off of it too. they masters behind pandora suggested that i would like stone sour as well as disturbed, seether, sevendust, linkin park, breaking benjamin and while yes i have enjoyed all those bands i would like to see more variety. for instance Corey Taylor is lead singer in both stone sour and slipknot and im not sure how i feel about slipknot not coming up. i mean other the vocals they are two different bands and if your weren't aware of that you are an idiot.
talking about idiots the idiots on the fox network finally decided to add a new episode of house on tonight. the first one in three weeks. so thank you idiots for finally rewarding the world with a new episode of your best show.
Alice in Wonderland dropped at the movies this weekend and much to me delight it wasnt another transformers II or dark night event. meaning instead of eight theaters being open and the theater being swamped with people i dont wanna see it was some what crowded but not so bad and therefore i enjoyed the experience more. seeing the dark night opening night and showing up at 11:15 made sit in the front of the theater and gave me a cramp in my neck. overall though i enjoyed Alice i love tim burton and i have yet to see a bad tim burton movie (im not counting the original batmans)
im done goodnight.

Monday, February 22, 2010

me the poet

last night i was talking to my friend over text messages (why actually see someone when they can still hear my lovely opinion cell phones are ruining face to face communication that and facebook but on facebook your "friends" can still see your face. side note why do i care who looks at my profile most and why is it someone that i just became friends with i knew her for awhile yes but still most looks. also i hate that feature cuz i creep on people but i digress) and she asked me to help her with a poem. this is what i came up with its a remix on and old one that i found perfectly fitting. "Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and deadly too!" i chuckled at myself at first cuz i fucked it up it said violets are sweet sugar... i thought it was good enough she laughed at me. i repeated this to andrew he also laughed i then shared with tim who told me he was going to use it for an article in which he was writing (it just so happens i was interviewed for the article so eat that) i felt honored. then i nearly thought of dropping out of school in order to start writing poetry full time then thought better of the idea. i would go insane.
speaking of going insane go see shutter island you would be insane not to. great movie that i wish to speak more about but people are dumb and lack the seeing the movie part so therefore i cant give it away. my friend grace said she was glad they didnt fuck up the ending. my friend liz said she figured it out in 20 minutes i have seen it twice and i have two stories in which i believe so i dont believe liz. sorry.
im done goodnight

Friday, February 19, 2010

Johnny Damon shutter island and 30 secconds to mars

This is going to be biased as are all my posts but i just wanted to throw that out there in the free world. Why is Johnny Damon still a free agent? after a terrific season and solid post season Damon still lacks a team. this upsets me greatly why cuz i like Johnny Damon great player plays with his heart not just for money like the idiot that played thirdbase for the yankees im not going mention names but flashback one year he took steriods. but back to Damon seriously the man is good. i cried foul last year (see what i did there used a baseball reference in this post God im funny) when the career .300 hitter Bobby Abreu went so long to find a home although Damon hits around .280 he did tie his career high last year in homeruns. there are three teams interested in him the Tigers which seem to be the front-runner the braves and the rays. the white sox just pulled their offer cuz they are fucking stupid.
talking about stupidity all those not goin to see shutter island are out of there damn mind i saw it last night and believe it was really really good. not goin give away too much but that movie along with blood diamond and the departed make me believe Leo is a really good actor.
talking about good actors Jared Leto's 30 second to Mars recently realsed war idk how i feel about that band i liked a beautiful lie but idk i heard one song off war and it wasnt great but not terrible.
one that note.
im done goodnight.

kill you fuck you

What pisses me off most about people is the fact that no matter how nice or caring you are to them they walk all over you. i love people but at the same time i hate them. seriously im nice to you buy you beer and liquor put up with your shit and you blatantly disregard what i have to say? i would never think i ask to much of people just maybe a lil respect when i jeopardize myself for you to have a good time. im not talking about girls either well just girls for that matter. if you know me you know the hard times females put me through. im talking about the assholes i surround myself with on a daily basis. please you expect me to do shit for you? really? take a look in the fucking mirror and tell me im an idiot for asking for the least bit of respect from you. im not saying im the nicest fucking person ever cuz i know thats far from the truth. but i show you respect i show you more respect than you deserve you fucking pricks. im done showing you respect if you treat me like shit you asshole.
im done goodnight

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

The Green World Ft Al Gore, Dogs and the idiots that run the USA network

After a delightful yet soothing week im ready for the weekend. Thanks to Gina for cancelling todays class cuz no of us ever know whats going on in your world. Personally i barely know whats going on in my world so bite me Gina. Pitchers and Catchers reported today and all i have to say is THANK GOD. Now if someone could be a dear and make it stop snowing my life would be complete. Ok well maybe not complete but it would be greener which would make Al Gore happy.
Speaking of Al Gore has anyone else really wondered why the movie "An Inconvenient Truth" was made i mean other than for Gore to get more green and not the plant type. yes im perhaps late to this parade but still. on the IMDB page it has a quote from Mr. Ebert i think im too lazy to check and say possible paraphrased "If you dont see this movie and have grandchildren explain to them why." i have a few good reasons. A. i dont believe in Al Gore. B Movies are not inexpensive i'd rather waste my time watching shit blow up like transformers.
talking about transformers now when i attempted to watch White Collar on USA last night i happened to find that damn dog show thing instead. dont get me wrong i love dogs but they all look the same and plus i really wanted to see a dog act like a dog. you kno randomly jump on people maybe infest a judge with rabbis or better yet pee on the turf they walk on. that would be best say the winning dog pees on its owner. how many people would watch that? Personally i kno i would miss it sending a hate e-mail to USA to have such crap on instead of White Collar which is better than Lost. If i miss Psych tonight for the cat show i'm brutally murdering someone that owns a cat.
im done goodnight.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Nate the Great and Vday

Nate Robinson won the slam dunk contest for the third time. i find this impressive because he is shorter than me and i cant dunk. So hats off to him. in other news we are both short and hes got mad ups holla. he is also the first person ever to win the dunk contest three times. not bad for a guy mike d'antione decided to bench for a month.
so have I completely decided Angels and Airwaves is my favorvorite band yet. i say yet again cuz they released a new cd today for free i just think that is so kool. Tom Delonge is insane a nut job how can you not love him. on the angels and airwaves website he says something along the lines of wanting to change the way people get music what better way then to have the cd downloadable for free off the bands website. Tom Delonge is indeed a crazy person when AVA came out he said something along the lines of being the greatest band ever ready to impact the world. i saw them in concert when they co headlined a tour with Taking Back Sunday Tom Delonge walked through the crowd it was something awesome.
i used to personally dread valentines day just another bullshit holiday in which i have to tell someone that i love how much i love them. i dont need a day for that please. people i care about kno it i dont need to buy them shit to tell them that.
im done goodnight